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Connecticut man cleared for shooting bear that killed his prized mini donkey šŸ«

+ A bigfoot hunt that went bad, Tennessee poaching ring broken up and one hell of a kill shot

A new year is just about to be upon us, and while I donā€™t subscribe to a lot of that new year, new me bullsh*t, itā€™s a great time for true realizations rather than cheap resolutions.

For us here at the Venatic, we decided to hang it all out there this year. We made some yuge changes and yā€™all rewarded us for (most) of them. Weā€™ve experience amazing growth over the past twelve months and we owe it all to you and your brutally honest feedback and unwavering support.

We trust youā€™ll be here for the long run and continue to share our little corner of the outdoors with your family and friends.

So, as we wait for 2025 and all it has to offer to arrive, letā€™s all take a minute to grab a coffee or whiskey (no judgement) and get into this yearā€™s New Yearā€™s Eve dispatch.

Here's what's weā€™re closing out the year with:

  • You killed my dog donkey - Connecticut man goes John Wick on a black bear šŸ»

  • Bigfoot hunt gone bad - Two Oregon men turn up dead in Christmas outing šŸ‘£

  • Nailed in Tennessee - Two men go down in tri-state investigation šŸ§‘ā€āš–ļø

  • No dragginā€™ - Watch as this dudeā€™s deer literally dies at his feet šŸ˜²

JUSTIFIED REVENGE
CONNECTICUT MAN CLEARED FOR SHOOTING BLACK BEAR THAT KILLED HIS PRIZED MINIATURE DONKEY

A Connecticut property ownerā€™s actions have been proven justified after he went all John Wick on a local black bear after it broke into an enclosure and killed his pet donkey.

According to reports, state Environmental Conservation police were alerted to the situation on September 22nd after a Cornwall property owner reported shooting a black bear in defense of his 30-year companion, and pet miniature donkey, Carlos.

Connecticut officials stated that it seemed as though the bear had attempted to drag the nearly 200-pound donkey over the top of the wooden fence. When that didnā€™t work, officers believed the bear then decided to work the lower portion of the enclosure. While it remained relatively unclear as to which way the bear dispatched Carlos, the property owner was distraught - a feeling that would only be inflamed when officers reportedly told him ā€œto take some timeā€ to bury the donkey and then call them back. 

Notably taken aback by the officialā€™s statement, it wasnā€™t until he was burying his pet of 30 years that he spotted a wandering black bear by the enclosure that once housed the donkey he was burying. With another donkey and a horse remaining on his property, he and a neighbor installed a trail camera to monitor the area in fear that the hungry bear would return to finish what he startedā€¦

HEADLINES // DIGESTIBLE SNIPPETS

Rescue Ops - Skamania County Sheriffā€™s Office

šŸ‘£ Two Oregon men found dead from exposure after a grueling Bigfoot hunt. A pair of Portland men didnā€™t make it home for Christmas after their search for Sasquatch went awry in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest. According to the Skamania County Sheriffā€™s Office, their comms center received a report of two overdue subjects on Christmas Day who were scheduled to return home a day prior. 

The missing persons report indicated that the two men had headed into the deep wilderness in search of Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, and spawned a massive multi-agency search effort. With over 60 volunteers and additional help from trained K-9 units and the United States Coast Guard, the car belonging to the victims was soon located, helping rescue teams focus on that area. 

Braving frigid temperatures, the 59-year-old male and 37-year-old-male, were located, deceased, in a heavily wooded area of the Gifford Pinchot National Forest. Both deaths appeared to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness.

šŸ§‘ā€āš–ļø Three-year suspensions and fines for Tennessee poachers. A pair of West Tennessee men have been handed their fates in a tri-state poaching case that has been months in the making. The investigation, which kicked off back in April, included wildlife officers from Tennessee, Arkansas and Missouri. Following the evidence, the agencies worked in tandem to nail the accused with violations including the illegal taking of wildlife, exceeding game limits, and hunting without a license.

On December 17, Dustin Goulder, 39, and Timothy McNeley, 43, appeared in Tipton County General Sessions Court. In a plea agreement, Goulder pleaded guilty to three counts of illegal possession of a turkey and one count of a big game tagging violation. He was ordered to pay $3,000 in restitution to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency (TWRA) and $517.50 in court costs. Goulder will be on supervised probation for 11 months and 29 days, losing his hunting privileges for three years.

NYE MEME // SEASONā€™S OVER, BOYS!

THOUGHTS FROM THE STAND // THINGS WE PONDER

  1. Egotism might just have been the beginning of all my lifeā€™s troubles.

  2. It doesnā€™t have to be fun to be fun.

  3. Regret is for the uncommitted.

  4. Life wasnā€™t sweeter in your childhood because you were a kid. It was sweeter because you lived fully present in damn near every moment. 

  5. Coincidences are just Godā€™s way of remaining anonymous šŸ™

VIDEO // SOME THINGS JUST HAVE TO BE SEEN

šŸ˜² ā€œI should try to do that every timeā€ - This guy, probably. Well, if youā€™re not all that into dragging, you should try and do what this guy did and have the deer pile up right at your feet. According to the shooter, this happened on opening morning this year and left him with the easiest tracking job in the history of tracking jobs.

WANDERINGS // A SFW GLIMPSE OF OUR BROWSER HISTORY

Thinking of a cigar to ring in the new year? Leave it to James Bond to help you pick the perfect smoke. Iā€™m just going to let the title do the talking on this one: The wild story of the Eggnog Riot, when a drunken Christmas party at West Point nearly turned to outright mutiny. Shortly thereafter, I was sucked into the bizarre (yet effective) world of Tickle Torture. When it comes to New Yearā€™s Resolutions, I try to commit to some that will actually make a damn difference in my life. Which to me means, trusting my gut, trying my best not to be a complete dumbass (no oneā€™s perfect), treating people right and being a good example for my family.

I suppose I could also cuss less (but f*ck that).

EYE CANDY // PICTURES > WORDS

A great New Yearā€™s Eve venue.

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Oh, and one more thingā€¦

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